Kaalchakra | Shubh Srivastava

Jo maar na paaye mereko
toh khoje mere jaise ko
I like that ego achcha hai fitoor
girte ghayal hoke gamgeen guroor
Dagebaaz aur dangebaaz ki dukhti dum par
do dulatti maari do pal ko dard hua hi hoga
Dear Delhivery Delhi mai duje desh ke dhokebaaz
dogle durjan dwandkaari dambhvarti daitya chaitanya
ko usi desh mai deliver krdo

Kalam kataar kare kmaal
krtabbaaz vifal darakte kaal ke aage
Ye hai kaalchakra Vikraal
Nikaale acho acho ka Bhaukaal
Kalam kataar kare kmaal
krtabbaaz vifal darakte kaal ke aage
Ye hai kaalchakra Vikraal
Nikaale acho acho ka Bhaukaal

Paise kamane ka equation jodh ghatakr calculation
Respect is not a gift it's what you earn
Afwah pe afwah only shakti pradashan
doorgami sanjay soch jaise doordarshan
bhook mai billakhte deekhe bahut jaise hua na ho annaprashan
maine apne baap ko rokra lautate dekha, no corruption
Sapne paale they baahut pura krna tha na-eazy
Da baa kr accelarator kar daala
pura hua bohot sa pr imaan ka na khokla
chaapa paisa bahut dariya mai daala
chaape geet mere chaap na paaye dimage mera
Rasook mai mila itna kbi na socha kisi ka lootneka
I'm from the city of sanki
paranoid saare ghoda ghumake ghused ke god se mila de
poot ke pair mai puma paalne se
jisne dekha na kbhi ye sab use lage sab utawle
jitna tere mamlat utne mere charche
Gully ke har bachche mai baitha dar mere verse se
Insaan ke libaaz me shaitani kartoote
kehlo sher ya choze kutte ya fir bhosde
nazar cheel se nikale tere karib se
churi bheeter ghuse piche se toh ye launde aatey feel mai
Dheel de, Chad tezo tapan se para gaya chadh
Adab ko adab repat ko repat Awadh se Awadh
Waade kam Waande jyada kad ke kad se kab kam chalta
Hota beta raaza haathi aur sher an-tara ittelah(itthe la)
itmenaan-e-intehaa intekaam-ye-intejaa
insaaf-e-intekaal inquilaab ye ink ka
iman becha na inch ka ilzaam laazmi inka(chal be)
Brhm mai baith na tujhe lage tu jeeta
Zameen mai zameer dhoomil dhund mai band dheekna
taalim-e-tassavur tehelka toote tadap ke tanay tinka
danke ki chot pe dank seedha dil pe bohot chot de
Ceaser kaat daale flow jaise scissor
afsos na koi baat ka jaate hum jidhar
43 ka cena 100 wala jigar
chor hazaar baazar mai bikti baate bugger
meri priority bheeter se behtar
chahe chale chaal chokdi marke char chillar
chamune chand chhand chhupakar auroka churakar
chula chala chhalkar chelo ka charampar
(Baap ko bhej bas ka nahi inke)
chain se soya mai chain mai soya
charas bhi pilaya bandi bhi ghumaya
Main wo banda jo saare kritya kiya (kritigya)
chaud mai bole re chaal mai dekh confidence hai
impress nahi press se I'm press hai(chal halkat)
jitna logic tera utni meri mauje harkat hai
Aura aisa 5 din mai launde dil de baithe
dat's fake love roj darz hai naye mukadme
launde badmaash krde mash maut-e-mukkaddar mehtaab
lafde mai lafde toh lafde ka selaab
Ek ghoosa ghaint ghuse launde chhode peshaab

Jo tere liye sahi woh mere liye galat
jo mere liye galat woh tere liye sahi
Na koi bhed na koi farak fakr khudpe det na koi fuck
prakrit ka ek niyam jona seekha isse wo seedha dafan
Baato mai wajan ujad diye chaman jaise grahan
vikshipt prakran krte vraksh viraan kr samarpan
bdti abadi insaan vinaash na koi vyavdhan
Pdoge likhoge toh ghisoge janab
kheleoge kudoge toh banoge nawab
ek hi zindagi beta krle chunav
bhedchaal ya dil ki sun aur laga beta chhalang
chalaave hazaar mati tan man malang
ant ki dastak tode phatak prena le
dhanyawad de aatank ghutne pe jhuke hoke natmastak
baate pel na mic pe chal phle amal kar
parde mai pechan na dafankar
har koi hone chaiye uski chaukhatpar
sunbe laundia milti mujhe call pe
tere tarah pgla ke deta na bhav me
teri gali mai launde hote honge chichore
Idhar flat ke neeche horn blow kare
Boofer ka base bada dekh uski saheli taunt mare
kudi katal har ek dam rampwalk mare
launde dher saare bhrke lete aahe
kudi amanat nahi wo puri insaan be
khud ki rakshak khud kar shakti hai hifazat tuna zaroori
ye launde bane white knight usee toh king chaiye
kalam ki warjish se wo sab achambhit bete
jana bhadwe bhide bradman wale shot se
janm kaviyo ki nagari jaat kalamkaar ki
lekhni mere kan kan mei basti
dekha twin tower se lekr basti
bhauke bachche bahut bachpane mai hai kuch na baski
mera average tere quality control se zyada
zina kabhi hoke beparwah watenga fatenga chanta padega toh taare ginega
Apan zameen se jude zara tehzeeb se pesh ana
zyada dedh shana bana na toh peshi mai peshawar pe chod ana
time khoti nahi duje se pench ladana
sachai batane se phle sachai pata krna zimmewari tera
Album monologue hote hai ye na koi dailogue
kaam 25 bajte repat tu ujdte 32si
Hotel Hotel me khele re bikte croro mai democracy
khele khub khel dil se lekin kisi ke dil se na khel re
khuda agar dekhe toh khudai use yakin mai pde nazar to tirchi krke chlte
shani si zindagi nahi chata koi apna jale
zindagi kora canvas isme tu apne maqsad ke rang bharde
puch le khud se ki akhri waqt sukoon na dil mai toh kya ziye
tujhe lage jo flex mai hum jeete toh bete chal osho ke darwaze
dil-o-dimag vyathit ho aur lage ki kapat ki zarurat ho teri trah mujhe
andar se hum cheete zyada koi shauk pale nahi maine
wo kaam hi kaam nahi jo dil ko shanti na de
Damn Fuckin Minimalist bachpan se thunder hai seene mai
laundo ko baishakhi ki zarurat maine li bhavar ke upar udan bete
92be certificate jab sandeh lage tu aake dekhle
Rat race mai lgte toh lekhni mai nahi aate
kalam chhadi isse leta mai class sbki
jisni mere kala mai galat taumat daali
udhed deti chamdi taxidermist dedh chali nai
jab se janma tab se tanhai sang thi
angrezi hindi sanskrit prakrit saraswat sanskriti
sikhe ke har pehlu pe nazar meri jaise teesri
parat jispe ghuma toh chalti chakri
apne paiso pe meri har ek tafri
teri tarah dujo ko dekh jalte nahi chapri
zamana khrab pr sukhr mai chhat aur note h chappri
mere naam ka matlab hi h lucky
puch kitna ghiza kya kbhi luck bhi haikahi
Bachpan se bimari ne jakda fir bhi soch nahi hari
zindagi ka usool kaam aur moj bhaari
tune muje dekha nahi dekha hai toh jana nahi
party mai jamke meri tarah nacha nahi
nacha toh dhyan se notice kiya nahi
tu paani mai ter apan pe baatli badi
jo kuch bacha bacho mai baat li
baato mai baat baato mai buddhi baat di
buddha ho to buddhi baato mai baat li
le tere kacheri knowledge mai bna mai marxwadi
sard sadako mai delhi ki dekhi thithurthi
virus baneli abadi neta abdali abhi bhi bill nahi
abadi wala abhi bhi sunega nahi pehenga dastane nirodhi
ya sunega dhramacharyo ki aur badaega ek ek upar ek rehne wali
jab bachegi jagah nahi aise hi failegi mahamari
fail honge system koi na bache chahe nar ya nari
darindagi se dar dar kitne raperon ki maine maari
mere aane se halchal aisi energy aisi laundo mai bdne lgi pareshani
agar dar nahi toh mike pe aake bolne ka zarurat nahi
fuk denge jati booti tere muh pe bhi
mere kehne bhar mai gaadiyan jal jati
jhukta sirf maa ke aage duje ko sethta nahi
mauke na mila balki har jagah rok tok thi
bnai apni jagah ghis ke tujhe lage ye ek din ki
har ek jagah har ek khikdi tab jaake kuch barkat hai dikhti
bane na mere samne sheikh chilli bagad te billi
pehli dafe sb naye ko kehte hai sanki
jaise newton ki gravity sadak wali graffiti
jakhm kured nahi launda jasbe wala na jasbaati
alfaz uker diye kudrati karamati khurafati
kidhar bhi buddhi tikti nahi
ye jungle hum jungli jaise Jumanji
mai remix bhi karu toh tere awwal se behtar hi
bheek bhi di toh jikr kiya nahi
photo ka shauk nahi reel wali lifestyle nahi
maut ke baad koi naam nahi
do-chaar agar yaad bhi to aage badna raahi
maut ke baad koi naam nahi
uss laash ko bole sirf laash hi
kya anna kya ambedkar sbko pdti gaali
saamne koi kuch na bole peeche bedchaal bakwaasi
ghast pe niklu to idharich saza idhar hi kacheri
thane me ho andheri andhergardi zamana zali
chilchili dhoop mai ghuma gaanv se gali gali
bachpan se chamdi kaali jaaha log ki fatey meri jmke chali
bedhadak logo ki dekhi maine maut bhi
shabdo ka mere khof kafi koi dagdi chaale idhar chali nahi
barbie doll mai dedu inam mai bachkane bacho se bhi kare chinaiti
Mai don na koi par irade use kam bhi nahi
jitna log bole usse dugna maine baate suni
isliye buddhi teevra gatisheel chali
akal aur akade maine aivayi maine khali
meri line mere se tepe kehte mere ko vaanar bhi
chal bete angad hi ukad le beta tu bhi
kai aaye ghamand mai hila ke dekh tu bhi
khwab bhi zinda saanse jb tak tab tak ye zindagi
Samudra mai jwalamukhi jal gaye kaiyo ke mukh bhi
sher mai ungli ko uthkar katega hi
Raani maa bahut saha unhe aagey sehne denge nhi
koi bola whi udedh denge hi
Samne pade toh uski jaban kaat denge hi
taaro mai naam shumar apni alag hasti
phele jo darta tha ab uski gardi
kudrat ka khel kuch alag hi
kari mehnat itni lage sb miracle hi
parvat se lakshya man se vairagi
nirbhau nirvair lekin vair le koi
toh ghatni hai vaardat hi
Aanv na taan dekha na koi ghadi
kholi gaadi utaar di seene mai 47 goli
qasmakash ki zindagi mai zalalat bhi
shohrat bhi mauka mauka khele koi
toh mauj me bole bhai no toxicity

Mummy ko bol bheje apna number
soch rkha badhana ek competitor
chutiyape ko chutiyap kaate behtar(baska nahi)
Sadak pe Rap battle kr bata denge sb kaun hai Father

For the fact I was raised by queen not by ethot bitch
jalpari teri bandi marati har gully gully
Dekh aage baap se bakchodi bhari pdti hai Bantai
chup bete bhaag bhainche saari nikalu teri step jealousy
teri keh ke le li kitni baar haara fir bhi adat gyi nahi
badbole bakchod career duba idhr aundhemuh giri
naspiti har duje se marati smjhe khudko maharathi
likhwa rele anyarth lekhkak se sochte pta chalega nahi
pura gang bhi aa jaye par sikhi na kalamkaari
inn laundo ke hua swapndosh ant khaufnaak inko neend bhi na aayi
B12 le beti tere sabhi pagaal pan ke ilaaj hai merepe
10 saal lage tujhe ek album lane woh mai
Wo album bhi aaya saale meri wajah se
Baat ghusale apne bheje mai Ise dhamki samajh bachke reh beta merese
Bandar naach karela tu video hai merepe
natmastak ho kar dandwat pranam kr mere chote Maharaj ko chum ke
Tere dimag saale ghutne mai 12vi fail maa pe gaali
aur uspe gyan bhi kahan se aati itni hypocrisy
In sadko pe mai jaise nipsey hussle kar pate ye launde match nahi
Mungeri lal ke haseen sapne jeet inko milti bas apne sapno mai
Itna khaya hai kya khayi ho teri 7 puste
Wastey nahi champak buddhi wale se
Awein hai baate teri deta na supari mai chapri ki
bepaindi ke baingan tujhe kutte bhi tujhpe mutey ni
Mute hole jab mati jaye maari jaali jaye jahaan bhi
kare bas kachre ki jamakhori brahmchodi
tere lehje mai teko samjhaya taki buddhi me kuch ghuse bhi
do repat mai band hoti hai badmoshi
Agar delhi dedh hai to Mumbai bhi kuch kam nahi
ujagar karu saare number sharm se jhuke tera sir bhi
whole crip inspired by me tere jaise halke log paas mai rakhta nahi
Harami hun tabhi teri bund fad rakhi hai
Baate khul gayi toh badi dur tak chalni hai
Chal bhi nahi nahi paari jbse teri mar gi hai
Records ki baat karra mai teri soch sad gayi hai
phli dafe toh isme meri kya galti
Agar mai Mallya to tu konse ambani ke khet ki muli hai
are chotey kahan chup gya jungle mai dikhai nahi dera hai
adhey ugey hue kele tere ko delhi mai pel de rapper ukulele ki beat pe(that eazy)
Haan main maarta tujh jaisi bandiyo ko aur tu meri lugai hai(sike)
asal independent koi label ka sahara liya nahi
tu khoya tha game mai koi puch vi nahi raha tha
bhole pe gana bnaya woh bhi flop kr dala
rap god rap devil dono title chaiye bol bachchan kaun chamiya
MGK Em ka diss dekh idhar jaali scene bana lia
soche kachi got khelere sb sala hutiya
chabuk chalte toh khauf mai daude Ghoda
Suryavanshi rok ke dikha agar gand me jo dum ho toh
mauj mauj mai bachkano ko chit kro
lekhni mai awal ana ho to phle pranam kro
haraya kai bar ye ldke jane dikhawa kam kro
pinky brabar tera gota kaise uchal rha tu jaise anup jalota
padegi pale mai har gend jaise pele
khud ki aake bolega maardona
khuda ki khair mana seedhe jhut mike pe bolo
karm ki phle respect kro fir aake respect maango man go
aam admi aya cheer ke bheed ke beech se bhed daale teer saare
kyuki irade abhedya they nakkashi nahi alfazo mai nakalcho ke
jahan se aya wahi tujhe wapas bhej du chote
irade mai khot hai duryodhan ko sab duryodhan dikhe
takhne rkhu tere chidiya ke bhosde pe jo pran pakher jae
tujhe jara bhi andaza nahi tu kise ulajh raha hai bete
7 ka tha philips cassete player pe sunta tha music tbse
2000 saal tha sangeet daud rha rago mai jbse
puncture lapet dunga gardan mai hua jo agar dangal
phle album dala bina diss ke hazam nahi hua inhe fir hue katal
phle khud ko toh represent shi se kar fir kr Bharat ko suttal
drop krta tb pahad pe laata avlanche hilte hai ye do inch ke dhanche
Silver wale bhidele platinum se still wondering how they got golden bars(kaise?)
karm ka sage naaki insaan ke imaan ke pkke to fir kahe ke drame
main na kbhi mila tere show pe tujh jaise hutiye se revenge(ahem)
mufaad bhi 10 guna acha tujhse; chooze
I stand all weather jaise mayweather koi hara bhi naa paye
haters wither when I clip all them feathers
toh afwah aur jhoote syape failae juxtapose
market mai meri value apne baap se phuch
Increment hote mere har cheques pe
saboot hai bete bhjdu teko mail pe
nikaale rappero ke sareaam tel be
jhaant ke baal barabar chuse hue aam bina guthli ke
tu body count pe laga apan planet count pe
idhar level aur motivation alag hai we not same
kisi ke maa-baap ko krta nahi blame
lagaye bots khud stream mai farak tere
teri jaisi limelight apan rkhte jooti pe
tere saare fans vadapaanv se kbhi na aage badhe
pump kidhar hai iska monsoon aane ko h dujo ko bol na nibaye waade
khud ke career ke waande misogny failake bad mai feminism ki baate
jhoote jhanse janta ko jhol jhaape dete har jharoke me
tu bhai bas okey hai outro tupac ke hit'em up ka copy hai
tere jaise 10 ko smbhalu on rotation
suraj hu mai tu lagaye ird gird bas chakkar(revolution)
sabke bund pe thapede palatkar nikala raw tela
Red-alert bantai choo ke chakkar me maut se takkar
girta career tera tu claquers ke sahare
Maqsad pe pahucha chahe hazaaro mujhe khiche
hire kar bande tb kuch shi ke gaane aare
hate speech is the speech you hate
but its not hate when you web around me
tu je rela unreal jaise yakeen logon ko hai time pe
sabdkoshe shatey ksharprakshepa alpavidhya bhayankari
twam na janati Gato kaalo na aayati
yatnam vina ratnam na labhyate
shatey shaatyam samaachret Kaalsya kutil gati
kalkridam chalcharitram yuge sushka mashtishqam kukritya gatey

Kalam kataar kare kmaal
krtabbaaz vifal darakte kaal ke aage
Ye hai kaalchakra Vikraal
Nikaale acho acho ka Bhaukaal
Kalam kataar kare kmaal
krtabbaaz vifal darakte kaal ke aage
Ye hai kaalchakra Vikraal
Nikaale acho acho ka Bhaukaal

dollar dalla pade jab balla toh nalla ka ujda sopara(sau para)
kare tu halla naam hai krsna par jape tu wallah
rap game mai jeetna tera sapna tere asle se dogna alfaz apna
parampara iss jaat ka har banda apne bal par har maidan fateh krta
Gali Gali kuche bajta hai danka chedi singh tere har ched mai i.sab.ghol jo bhara
sari dristhi saara syapa damb hovega jab hove band dikhna
maar daala ghamand tera mand sala naap sake na tu kad sada
Mai sugar saale suwwar laundi boli teri main hu suvar(suitable)(sugar daddy)
alag sa flow dekh lage khapne chale chale khoti giranke ke khoje suavasar
muh dabega muhdde main mootega sehla le isse khatarnaak ye vajra
hua mera na baal baanka dil se hu jo baanka
sootega ka chappal se sir pe to tu baal baal bhi na bachna
kayal kai karamati kehte katil kalam kiye jaise killer corona
abhi toh shuru hua balak beta abhi se bandi rona
nikali teri aatma kiya tera khatma kiya tera kad chota
Mai Mahendra mana tujhe apna par sala nikla bhalaldeva
Phle tha jhoojh raha khudse kyoki dekhe kai katappa
Soch bada kiya seekha Galti na Do.Rana(bas ran na)
andar haath daalke atma se antara nikala
tabhi tera soya wala career phat se jaga dala
Apni pe aau toh saara bhainsa(beef) khaa dalu tu toh fir bhi hadda
Mai ed.die seedha tere gude pe gadda bigda balance gira bachcha(whoops!)
akal ka kachcha maa kasam untitled mai bhara pada cocktail ka kachchra
school ja thoda pad ke aa aur dhyan se soch kya tu hai bakra
Na tu bakra fir bhi kate tu na bete bachra
thap tha tera sabh khuch tu khud Raa ke ante pe jumpkrke aya
Gullyboy mai tujhe noch khaya ya tu khud maraya apne ko kya
dono taraf se tu sutaya idhr bhi kutega katar se kare kam kutarka
main lesnar ye mara show kuda jo ring mai maidaan hila dala
be hile hue tera hai hi nahi tu hilaega kya hawa ka jhoka
kati patang mai tangke hawa mai uda dala
no facts tere bars ki reasoning mai locha
maine dabocha panje mai pakadkr gardan kharocha
khela paanv se bana ke teko genda
tu hai fool baate fisool na koi usool banne chale cool
lekin hai thali ke baigan jidhar rupa udhar ji hujoor
arey foofad ke foofa dalke laat bana dali goofa
toda guroor fatey inki samne par akade aise jaise akalmand inse na koi uncha
aa beta naap 180 h IQ ab reply tak hoga jab sabit kr 150 se upar aai tu
Dard hua hoga Burnol laga tu jeeta na koi yaha kataleaam sareaam hogi Death ab na Row
mere bol badalkr merepe na chepo benjo khud ka bhi kabhi likho kuch
gawar aalas lafandar bakchodi bhayankar uthaye bawandar hawa mai baye asani se
Kro jav throw karu top score claim tha throne
chala tu beta mere replacement se kavve
kalpe ko killa ke pu.kaar se baate nahi pachte inko aate puke
peene fookne ke baad baate sari fluke miss tha shot gaye tum chook
kala ki bhook chate na kisedi thook alag sa rasook
chal be, chale tu bhale hi vakri chal pr game na chale mere bina(king)
nikale sare badman ka tel pehnaya unhe padman
pecky puck up khata kabad jaise pacman
nikle na pacs bnne chala batman
still you think you 2pac man(shit)
hun anos vloadigoad teri existence mistena(boot)
kara snap toh utaru sare bhoot
thik honge saare screws magento udade saare fuse
bench press mai niklega saara juice
lage confuse tabhi kare construed
tu kar lane change tujhe babysit kru jaise zeze lucas
ya pic deuce deuce i'm claiming it with advantages
akele do to pelu banake inka mixed bread
joe jaye Mbappe toh mai bna Donatello
your jealosy kill yourself jaise othello
inki free ki bakchodi jitna chahe lelo
jabar kismat nahi jaha dikhe waha pelo
cheete ki raftaar nahi beta tum abhi tehlo

Tere te kvi bhi na mila
agar honey ne ye gal kadi kahi hundi si
toh thoda samajh bhi aunda
Mafia mundeer te samay se mai likhda
tabah tamam tammana tam tamasi
tapasvi tapobal tarang tamohar
tode tamichar tamoraaj teer tarkash se
tameejdar tarun tarakki te tarjih tay tarrannum se
tathagat taruvar tarqshastra ke tarane
talleen tusta tasdik ke tarike se
twam tanj na tam tamache te
tehkikaat tehzeeb tehelka-e-tehreer